maximum douche capacity

1. When a person has reached their full potential of douchebaggery.

2. When a particular room or region has been filled to it's maximum amount of douche bags.

1. "Man did you see the way Kevin treated that chick? I'm pretty sure he's reached maximum douche capacity"

2. "Dude this party is full of douche bags. I'm pretty sure we've reached maximum douche capacity. One more and it's possible the room will explode"

by Pat Owen February 28, 2009

capable president

Something we yearn for, but can't seem to put into office...

I would put an example, but seeing as we don't currently have one, I can't!

by Tags November 8, 2004

Campaniling

An tradition held at Iowa State University. In order to be considered a 'true' ISU student, a girl must be kissed underneath the Campanile at Midnight.

Me: "Hey, want to go Campaniling?"
Girl: "Fuck off."
Me: =(

by holycow654 October 21, 2009

Caspah

Caspah is a bleaching cream that specializes in lightening different skin blemishes such as the intimate area, scar, dark underarms, birthmark, hyperpigmentation, age spots and all purpose skin lightening.

My girlfriend uses Caspah intimate lightening cream for anal bleaching.

by Caspah.com August 11, 2010

Capalot

The opposite of chill

Bro u so capalot.

by Wolo g big capalot May 11, 2021

Campaign

To drive around town showing off and attracting attention to yourself

Guy:"Yo bandit just got a new trans am"
Smokey:"I know hes already started to campaign"

by Dick 33 January 14, 2009

CapAlert

A website run by a deranged minister (sometimes referred to as the CapA-Loser) who rates movies with a system he claims is "infallible" but often turns out the wrong score based on the fact that he doesn't really pay attention to the films he rates.

No one died in Lilo & Stitch, so the CapAlert score on the page for that movie cannot possibly be correct.

by Nat Rator May 26, 2004