Carlos
Carlos by The real border hopper May 25, 2019
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A type of guy who wants girls for one thing, sex. These guys are usually douche bags who wear tank tops, backwards hats( Vans, Fox, Metal Mullisha, etc.), skinny or sometimes baggy jeans, or even board shorts, and heavily shaded glasses(Spy, Oakley, etc), sometimes tattoos. These guys are obsessed with personal appearance and work out for hours on a regular basis. Carlos' usually smoke cigarettes and drive American made cars thinking there the coolest shit ever. Carlos' treat their girlfriends like dirt but for some reason the girl still stays. Girls find Carlos' irresistible even though their assholes. Activities of a Carlos include, talking about or even fixing up cars, smoking cigarettes, getting drunk, working out, getting tattoos, and treating girlfriends like shit, but it's ok, girls like bad boys even though they deny it.
guy 1: damn! look at that girl! she's so hot! I would kill to date her!
guy 2: Pshh, yeah right, look at her boyfriend; bro's wearing a tank top, smoking a cigarette and checking out other chicks, fucking Carlos.
Girlfriend says to Carlos: oh babe, I love you!
Carlos: huh, oh yeah, love you too. *looks at girl passing him* damn look at that babe, she's fucking hot, I'd hit that!
*Girlfriend rolls eyes, and wraps her arms around his waist while he puffs away on another cancer stick*
guy 2: Pshh, yeah right, look at her boyfriend; bro's wearing a tank top, smoking a cigarette and checking out other chicks, fucking Carlos.
Girlfriend says to Carlos: oh babe, I love you!
Carlos: huh, oh yeah, love you too. *looks at girl passing him* damn look at that babe, she's fucking hot, I'd hit that!
*Girlfriend rolls eyes, and wraps her arms around his waist while he puffs away on another cancer stick*
Carlos by jkadafiffi August 22, 2011
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Carlos by BattierAxe March 1, 2015
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Carlos is the type of guy that at first when you meet him he’s quiet , some might find him intimidated but once you get his attention and time he’s the biggest sweetheart. The toughest guy . With an amazing heart ♥️. & has the best comebacks to roast anyone and everyone.
Carlos by Pumpkins🎃 😎 August 1, 2021
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Under 5 feet tall, drives a Honda or Toyota. Has serious girl problems. Most likely to get a girl prego before he hits 21. Carlos will try to go above and beyond for his friends. Has a good heart and is a loyal man.
Carlos is a sad guy.