baseball cards is code word for getting absolutely shit faced whilst drinking white claws, because there is no laws when you are drinking claws.
by ILOVEWHITECLAW September 09, 2019
by Light Joker June 08, 2007
by your mom March 11, 2003
Rat Card (n) - A wrongful action against another for personal gain, an unfair trick, deceitful practice, or dishonest dealing.
After Pat heard that Tiffany could not handle her liquor, he pulled the Rat Card and spiked her Sprite with Vodka, next thing you know he is cuddled up with her when she is passed out under the sink.
by Ghetto Fabs March 27, 2009
When an ethnic minority makes unfounded assertions that he/she is being rejected by society because those who made the decision are racist.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 24, 2004
Person 1: “Why is the orange juice missing?”
Person 2: “HAHAHA FOOL. YOU HAVE ACTIVATED MY TRAP CARD. I FUCKING DRANK IT ALL.”
Person 1: “Why?”
Person 2: “HAHAHA YOU ACTIVATED MY TRAP CARD AGAIN. I WAS FUCKING THIRSTY.”
Person 2: “HAHAHA FOOL. YOU HAVE ACTIVATED MY TRAP CARD. I FUCKING DRANK IT ALL.”
Person 1: “Why?”
Person 2: “HAHAHA YOU ACTIVATED MY TRAP CARD AGAIN. I WAS FUCKING THIRSTY.”
by Lug1a October 10, 2019
A cue-card size piece of paper or thin cardboard with the word "ASS" written on it. When one person acts like an ass to another, the ass-ee can give the card to the ass-er as a means of letting the person know that they crossed a line and are just acting like an ass. Generally seen as a peaceful alternative to punching someone in the arm for being an ass. This comes in handy in places where punching is considered inappropriate, such as the workplace, dinner with the in-laws, and church.
A: Hey dude, your mom's cute.
B: Dude, that's weird.
A: Seriously man, she's so hot I'd TOTALLY do her.
B: *Hands ass card over* You crossed a line.
B: Dude, that's weird.
A: Seriously man, she's so hot I'd TOTALLY do her.
B: *Hands ass card over* You crossed a line.
by JoePackage August 20, 2010