Caillou

Caillou is a TV show about a 4 year old kid named caillou. in season 1 he has tantrums so i am neutral to that season because everyone had a tantrum at age 4. it's just unpreventable. Some people say that the reason why caillou is bald is because he don't deserve love and everybody hates him which is not true at all. the real reason is Caillou was initially created as a baby of nine months. When it was time for him to get older, the addition of hair made him unrecognizable. So we decided that Caillou would never have any hair, and he went on to become popular as a little boy who is bald. Caillou’s baldness may make him different, but we hope it helps children understand that being different isn’t just okay, it’s normal. Caillou can be a brat sometimes but most times he is just fine! i know his voice is maybe not the best but some people prefers season 4 to onwards. i would prefer season 2 to onwards but yeah. that is just my opinion. In goanimate he is sometimes a troublemaker and sometimes a kind person

Caillou. i'm busy right now and i can't solve your problems all the time
Goanimate: Caillou, you are grounded for life
But mom, i didn't do anything wrong
I dont care! You are grounded for nothing, go to your room now
waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

by Maxtheanimator January 25, 2019

Caillou Fog

A natural phenomenon where a thick fog covers the area, it is most prevalent around the peripheral vision which is completely blurred in the fog.

I crashed into the tree because I could not see anything through the Caillou Fog.
A thick Caillou Fog covered the land making it almost impossible to find anything that has been lost in it.
I couldn't find my ball after I lost it in the Caillou Fog.

by The Brown Streak November 7, 2020

Caillou

The bald cancer boi who lives in germany

I’m in love with Caillou

by Caillousmommy July 11, 2021

Caillou disease

A rare form of cancer that causes the person affected to loose there hair, causing extreme whining, and causing all people nearby the patient to feel sympathy.

Joe: Omg i have caillou disease
Matt: That sucks
Joe: I want candy!
Matt: Bro no.
Joe: *Cries*
Matt: Omg im so sorry here is all my life saving in the form of candy

by Balls Obama July 21, 2022

ass callouses

Callouses formed on the buttcheeks of a person usually as a result of sitting on a hard chair for an extended period of time. Common situations include your math review class after school which seems to drag on into oblivion, sitting on a folding metal chair at home while on your computer for several hours a day, or those long dinner parties with hard wooden chairs that you only go to because your wife begged you to.

Ex. 1: After staying after for math review for an entire hour, Jeff went home and played World of Warcraft until dinner time, when he was forced to sit at the table until all of his green beans were gone. Jeff has ass callouses.

Ex. 2: Marty plays Oblivion all day. He has ass callouses as a result.

by we are anonymous, legion, etc. August 12, 2010

Caillouing

When you put your bald head into someones into an ass or vagina.

So I was caillouing this bitch, I put my head right up in her pussy.

by Oxgen1 July 25, 2015

Caillou

A tantrum throwing cunt! It is so fucking stupid his dad Boris does nothing to calm him the fuck down & punish him for his shitty behaviour! You piece of shit! Shushing a shitty altered cunty child is not fucking enough! The hatebase of Caillou is looking forward to Boris assaulting him with a drill gun!

It was used to get more info about that shitty cunt Caillou

by Mr.Dangar May 16, 2020