carlos caban

Carlos Caban is a commonly used name for for sentences that have to be that your crush disgusts you

Ariana disgusts Carlos Caban

by anonymous30282 March 28, 2017

Javier caban

Best Man ever in history…

My husband Javier caban is the best thing that ever happened to me.. he’s amazing in every witch way, especially in bed

by Javi81 January 22, 2022

Dirty Ciabhan

When someone is very cool but others are disappointed that a dirty *insert name* doesn't exist.

My friends Dirty Ciabhan'd with me and I dont know why

by . Yay. May 23, 2022

Jacob Caban

(Jay-cup-b, cuh-bahn): this person makes a great friend and is always down to hang. He’s a bit on the shorter side and prone to injuries but that will never stop him from fishing, or talking about fishing.

Oh, yeah I know Jacob Caban, he’s kinda cool.

by GAC Daddy August 9, 2023

cancer cabana

An enclosure designed to segregate smokers from the air breathing members of society.

Sally was absent from the morning meeting due to excessive use of the cancer cabana.

by russianpolander January 15, 2024

Dirty Caban

A dirty Caban is a building in which 20 men diddle with each other with rusty mining equipment in the bum hole simultaneously whilst jizzing on metamorphic rocks. The last person to jizz has 30g of dynamite stuffed into their erect penis before exploding. This game lasts 20 rounds in which a handgun with 20 bullets are available. The last standing receives a dirty Ben and a balsam pass.

Master balsam: keep picking the balsam slave boy or i will strip you of your rights and give you a dirty caban.

by BalsamDiddler July 25, 2025