Croissant Shop

A location or establishment (usu. a club or bar) that is full of crusty women.

A: "That exclusive club we went to last night in the West Village was full of so many crusty girls."

B:"Yeah man, that place was such a croissant shop"

by rajx September 17, 2010

Croissant Lord

some person online (totally not me) who is an idiot

Croissant Lord

by (totally not) Croissant Lord October 30, 2023

Croissant Bomb

When someone has a curved dick and rearranges your insides with it.

"Damn, he didn't look like much but he dropped the croissant bomb last night and now I can't walk straight"

by Pastrypasties September 6, 2021

Croissant

A crescent-shaped pastry originating in Austria.

The 5 men all ate a croissant each.

by rest-stop-999 April 18, 2024

Sloppy croissant

When you slather her in butter, fold her in half and give her that ol sloppy

“I was so horny and hungry I had to give her a sloppy croissant”

by Croissantlover69420 February 4, 2025

Lor.D Croissant

a mighty king whose cult and demolish anything

Lor.D Croissant i a cult leader

by bunnygirlduck May 5, 2022

Eat Half the Croissant

The phrase "Eat half the croissant" metaphorically advises finding a compromise by suggesting that, like splitting a croissant, each party receives a fair share, achieving a balanced resolution.

When the team couldn't decide whether to work remotely or from the office, their manager suggested they "eat half the croissant" by agreeing to a hybrid arrangement, balancing both preferences.

by Marco____2929292 April 23, 2024