Ur aunt a gay croissant

Worse than your brother a mother.

Bob:ur mum gay
Joe:ur dad lesbian
Jimbo:ur granny tranny
Joe:ur grandpap a trap
Mary Poppin:ur sister a mister
Guy:ur brother a mother
You:Ur aunt a gay croissant
*everyone else dies*

by Daboder2 May 25, 2018

Croissant

A joint that is made up of residue marijuana or roaches.

Guy 01: Bro, I need your roaches
Guy 02: Why?
Guy 03: I’m making a croissant and am too cheap to use new weed.

by BlitzedChicken August 15, 2020

Croissant

Croissants are evil, if you eat a croissant you are an evil person.

Oh no its the Croissant tribe!

by Baguette4lyfe August 10, 2019

Croissant

When you are performing a skill, typically cheerleading skill but you are too soft and don't fully commit to skill.

When you're not fully committing to an athletic move and too puffy and soft with it.

*Skill fails due to lack of commitment:

Wow!! That was croissant, be sharper.

Don't be croissant, commit to the skill.

by Jj-palang September 14, 2023

Croissant

Croissant is an Austrian and non-French pastry made from a specific puff pastry dough, croissant dough, which contains yeast and a large proportion of butter. It is common to eat a croissant at breakfast. Nevertheless French croissants have the reputation of being the best in the world.

Every morning, I wake up early to buy a croissant and a French baguette at the French bakery. C'est si bon ! J'adore les croissants ! 🥐

by eryn_jenner January 9, 2019

Chocolate Croissant

Noun: refers to an act of sexual intercourse between a white female and a black male, typically after purchasing Starbucks or other coffee related items.

Yeah man, I totally gave her a chocolate croissant.

by Randomshi69 June 5, 2021

Sloppy croissant

When you fold your girl in half, cover her in butter, and give her that sloppy

“I was so hungry and horny I had to give my girl that sloppy croissant”

by Croissantlover69420 February 4, 2025