Cats

Blep

Cats are great bro sans

Cats by Nathan@rogercitymi September 14, 2020

Cats

Fluffy footed animal

Hey look there's fluffy footed cats over there

Cats by Fluffy footed chicken September 19, 2020

Cats

Cats are cute cuddly furry little (or huge!) creatures. They are lovable felines (even though they have razor sharp claws!) and are great to have around. They also double as a mouse trap! So for conclusion... cats are life! Yay!

Cuddles+ affection+love+fur= Cats!

Cats by Greencat38 October 27, 2020

Cats

Our overlords
You must do everything they ask of you and be prepared to dedicate your life

Person 1: Hey did you hear that (random person) got a cat?
Person 2: RIP bro, cats are evil ninjas

Cats by itsmeuidiot October 28, 2020

Cats

Tiny little devils that will kill you on sight but also hug your dead body. Impossible to get a read on.

That tiny little Devil tried to scratch me! Cats are weird,man

Cats by Tamer of cats November 2, 2020

Cats

Bastards.

My cats keep eating all the bread in the house, because they're stupid idiot bastards.

Cats by oumako929 January 1, 2021

Cats

The cutest animal on earth, tiny villains with knives in between their fingers, will probably take over the world by 2023.
Cats can literally kill you with cuteness, cats can be very affectionate but they could also kill you.
Cats can also shape-shift.
If you scare a cat she will turn into a ping pong paddle.
if you provoke a cat in some way, it will turn into a killing machine.
When cats are asleep, they turn into cute fluff balls.
When you wake up a cat, they will DESTROY you in the form of a jumping tornado of knifes.
If cats are surely a higher civilization, you wonder, what do cats think of me?
They think of you as a source of paps and food

You must be pretty stupid if you don't know what cats are.

Cats by Crystal_4x4 March 4, 2021