Hey Kent, let's go to Acupulco and order a Chinito Burrito.
Hey Reyna, did you see that chinito burrito when we had for dimsum last weekend?
Hey Reyna, did you see that chinito burrito when we had for dimsum last weekend?
by tadowta July 06, 2006
When you take your feeblest friend and roll them up into their own mattress to make them look like a human burrito.
by WindowLicker9000 February 04, 2010
by Carol T., Brooklyn NY September 20, 2009
1. a theoretical burrito that Jesus Christ makes so hot that even he himself cannot eat it (usually said to be microwaved).
2. any burrito that is so hot that it can't be eaten by a mortal human (although Jesus probably could).
3. A burrito that is so hot it makes you see Jesus.
4. Archaic: A burrito that is so hot that it burns the sin right outta ya.
2. any burrito that is so hot that it can't be eaten by a mortal human (although Jesus probably could).
3. A burrito that is so hot it makes you see Jesus.
4. Archaic: A burrito that is so hot that it burns the sin right outta ya.
"Could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that he himself could not eat it?" -Homer Simpson
Ouch! That's a Jesus burrito! Es muy caliente!
Ouch! That's a Jesus burrito! Es muy caliente!
by Markymarkle September 14, 2006
by j lark & t-rav October 23, 2009
When I bit into the burrito it was scalding hot, but when I finished the burrito it was still frozen. This happens every time no matter what side you bite into with Schrödinger's burrito.
by Master Chank April 15, 2020
"That day began like most others for Achim. He got up to shake a burrito, spanked his monkey, and left for work..."
by "I don't know" May 31, 2009