A humongous dildo. A dildo needs to be at least 4" thick and 12" long to be considered a "Tyler Burke."
Typically a Tyler Burke has to be custom made, very few Burkes are purchasable from a pre-manufactured supply.
Typically a Tyler Burke has to be custom made, very few Burkes are purchasable from a pre-manufactured supply.
by Honkyhonky July 23, 2014

by jimmy dick skin October 7, 2009

A person who compulsively feels the need to sign every facebook comment with their name. They also have a tendency to make false accusationtions of pancake making and forget when Folio is due.
Rowan Burke: "hey everyone hows it goin, sorry for being annoying ill bring in pancakes for you all on the folio week . anyways just wondering if visa1001 and arct1030 tutorials are still on for tomorow?
- Rowan Burke"
- Rowan Burke"
by ninja24321 November 16, 2013

by coolhottie October 17, 2022

Only the best place on Earth. The home to Dougs drop, east bowl, rerun and stoners. Everyone at Burke comes to escape their lives, drink in the Bear Den and party in the hotel. There is no one else like 'Burkies'
by littytitty123 October 23, 2019

Best Fifa player to exist, doesn’t even need to try, can play anywhere in football has beat Neymar in panna matches before could’ve gone pro but got injured at West Ham trials
by Ryan15673 April 13, 2021

by SmithCP88 November 4, 2020
