Finger the Buick

Code for what you do to your friend's mom's coochie

Trevor, is your Mom gonna be home today? I'm trying to finger the Buick.

by BonerJamz 03 August 11, 2018

buick

The jackass. The lame. An undesirable character who always makes any bad situation that much worse.

The person who pops off with a crazy mouthful of out there bullshit....and right in the middle of a serious conversion. Some1 you don't want showing up to the party.

Every group has a Buick. And we would all be missing them if they weren't there. And we would be asking "hey...where is buick at? Haven't seen him in a few days?" And we would all be out looking for em.

" Dude, don't be a Buick. Your way cooler than that"

by CharleHorse April 16, 2022

sell the buick

To vomit... Usually violently to the point where your diaphragm forces you to make a “Buick?!” sound.

Charlotte drank so much last night she had to sell the Buick.

by Kfac January 8, 2021

Sinking the Buick

When someone is driving and the other is performing oral sex on the driver, the orgasm is so intense it causes the driver to lose all control and crash the car.

"Yeah I was showing houses last weekend and on our way to the house I got road head so good, I drove into the lake when I came"

"Dude, that's wild! I remember my first time sinking the Buick with a girl!"

by Koch Gauhbler January 4, 2025

Buick Syndrome

the inability to ride a horse to its full ability in big races, when it really matters

not being able to ride a horse at all

Ryan Moore hasn’t won a decent race for 3 weeks, must be a case of Buick Syndrome.

by HateBuick August 1, 2025

Adam Buick

A stinky guy who doesn't shower, and gets no girls.

Adam Buick smells like shit.

by The real nic slayer September 22, 2023