rainbow bruise

a bruise that consists of a bajillion (about 5 or 6) colors. a person can get these bruises most likely in the bicep area while playing a contact sport...especially the sport of lacrosse

After playing lacrosse for the whole season my rainbow bruise is massive, and has about 6 colors in it

by Aubrey Burt July 17, 2006

Bruised fruit

A manky chick, a woman who has passed her sell by date, a grunter, a swamp donkey

Oh look there goes Richard David in his dungo pants, no wonder he has so much bruised fruit

by Tony July 13, 2004

butt bruise

1.When the cheeks of your butt are sore after riding your bike too long
2. When some asshole charliehorses your asscheek.

"Aww, dude, that guy just gave me one helluva butt bruise."

by Bruised Ass July 2, 2008

Bruised Bananas

A "chinese banana" who acts black.

I saw some Bruised Bananas called Azn Pride

by TheNeonRaindeer February 4, 2003

love bruises

So-called "love bruises" are typically the result of physical abuse. The victim is often shamed into thinking that the bruises are their fault. The victim make try to explain away the bruises by making them out to be an act of love. This is not healthy.

Often the physical abuse is preceded by emotional abuse and attempts to control or manipulate the victim, e.g. name-calling, telling him or her who they can be friends with, disabling the victim's vehicle to prevent them from leaving, etc.

Not the same as a love bite.

After loosing her virginity to Edward Cullen in the "Breaking Dawn" book, Bella woke up with so many bruises that she started trying to figure out which ones would be the hardest to hide. This is not a Good Thing.

Twitard: "omg sparkle vampires iz so hawt! Edward can bite my pillows, break my headboard, and bruise my body any day!! They r just love bruises and it proves how much he loves her!!11!!1"

Twitard T-Shirt: "Bruises are love.... share the love!"
Me: *punches the Twitard in the face* "Just sharing the love"

Smart Person: "Bruises are not love. Love is respect."

by Bella Is Not a Good Role Model March 3, 2011

bruised ears

Girls who laugh about roommate virginity to their creeper roommate, but secretly wonders whether or not their roommate has indeed stolen their roommate virginity. Usually evident in a girl who wears green to bed.

Did you see Sammie? She looks like she's thinking about bruised ears.

by voice behind the desk September 24, 2010

Bruised Cervix

An inappropriately strong negative emotional response from a perceived personal insult. Characterized by strong feelings of shame. Frequently associated with a cessation of communication and overt hostility towards the "aggressor."

Crhis had a Bruised Cervix when Amanda said she wasn't into him

by Moofia Mob May 23, 2012