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turd-blasting

v:turd/blast/ing-The act of having anal sex.
Kid 1: Is Billy straight?
Kid 2: No, Billy loves a good turd-blasting
by Aaron Johanson May 24, 2007
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anal blasting

When the anus is pumped full of sperm until it explodes.
Anne: "Austin dont give me an anal blasting"
Austin: "Too late...sorry."
by Jgat115 November 11, 2015
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Squishy Roasting

The process of sanding a squishy to help paint stick better to a squishy when giving it a makeover. Created by Moriah Elizabeth on YouTube used primarily in her Squishy Makeover series!
"Let's get to squishy roasting" or "Time for squishy roasting"
by thatsonbeingmentallyunstable September 25, 2020
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breastling

What happens when a really busty girl does jumping jacks.
Dude, I'm about to head down to the gym to see if I can catch the end of the breastling season.
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Wiener boating

To make conversation in a rude and drunken manner. From the German, "weinerboten".
You've really got to stop wiener boating our waitress, or she's gonna cut us off.
by wakingrooster August 5, 2010
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Shoulder Blasting

A common term used in sex, usually during the stages of foreplay. Not for beginners, attempting this could result in ambient gas and liquid explosions.

Shoulder Blasting concists of a male or female inserting their fingers, followed by their wrist, arm, elbow, and shoulder into the vaginal cavity of a female. Once complete, the action must be repeated in rapid succession, with extreme growls.
1. You wouldn't believe it! I shoulder blasted her, and ended up finding my car keys!

2. Shoulder blasting isn't cool man, you can seriously hurt my mother.

3. "You shoulder blasted her and she farted on your ____?!?!?"
by FartedSquirted November 1, 2011
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Tuna blasting

The female equivalent to crop dusting with the exception that the gas is secreted from the front of the female rather than from her back end.
When a female is working out to hard and she accidentally begins tuna blasting those around her.
by Molicious August 23, 2012
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