Roadside Slush

Taking a steaming shit on a snow drift, then laying your partner on said snow drift and fucking their brains out.

Yo dude that chick from Wisconsin asked me for a roadside slush. DURTY

by BlegoMemorialHighway February 27, 2012

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Roadside Bandit

The best band of all time... or... well... maybe not all time... more like... your mums time ;)

Favourite smell: anything that gets you high

Roadside Bandit likes to smell... gasoline, white out, glue, marker, milf

by Jake Burnston October 6, 2012

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roadside head

roadside head is a blowjob given to a person while they are driving

man she gave some nice roadside head

by hoeper.a May 20, 2016

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Brookside titty cannon

The process of titty-fucking a female whilst placing brookside chocolate covered fruits between her breasts and taking aim for her mouth like a cannon.

C'mere girl, you hungry? Lemme whip out my brookside titty cannon then.

by Yaa boi June 26, 2017

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Refers to a fairly-short trek dat you take along da gravel shoulder of da highway by your house while dragging a long and somewhat-twisted/kinked length of rope, wire, tubing, etc behind you; da purpose is to gently/evenly extend said cord back out and allow da"free" or "trailing" end to rotate freely and thus unwind/remove/relax any coils and other unwanted tensioning. After you have walked an appropriate distance to adequately even everything out, you then begin carefully coiling your cord over your arm while continuing to galumph along, so dat da other end of da cord will still be free to rotate, and thus your winding-motion will not create additional twisting of da cord as you reel it in.

I occasionally get an odd look or two from passing motorists while performing a roadside untwisting-stroll after using a garden-hose or extension-cord, but I have yet to have anyone actually ask me about it... I guess most folks understand dat "you gotta do what you gotta do" in a case like this, and dey figger dat "if it gets da job done, more power to ya".

by QuacksO April 29, 2019

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