breeder

a fat hillbilley who has mutiple kids and is overweight. one can usually find a breeder around the 1st of the month at wal-mart cashing thier ssi checks, using thier food-stamps and or planning thier next accidental child. it is a rule among breeders that they are all related to kid rock and willie nelson in one way or another

man on cell phone: yes dear i picked picked up the red mini blinds i am just waiting on a fat breeder to pay for her groceries.
wife on the phone: what is taking so long?
man on phone: well this cow is trying to use her food stamps to but a pack of smokes, o great now she is going through all 11 of her kids to see which one knows the pin for her food stamp card. wait she found it, its tattooed on her right thigh, right above her kid rock tat

by bobzombie January 10, 2009

breeders

A really cool band fronted by Kim Deal of the Pixies.

I just got the new Breeders CD.

by Heckich November 4, 2003

Breeder Couple

a term referring to a straight couple, usually used by gays

Eh, that breeder couple really needs to get a room. I dont wanna see them make out. >.<

There is this really nice breeder couple that lives next
door, which is kinda weird considering this is the gay district.

by xcupcakexmassacrex December 18, 2008

bleeded

To get hurt in the hood.

Put on your seatbelt or you’ll get bleeded.

by Terry Bad Ice October 8, 2017

the breaded donger

When you use a cheesetick as a condom while f*cking a girl/guy.

Bro 1: "Dude I saw you out with Amanda, did ya smash?"
Bro 2: "Yeah I did bro. I even got her to agree to The Breaded Donger!"
Bro 1: "No way man, how was it. "
Bro 2: "It felt amazeballs man."

by BigDick 12 March 21, 2017

Homo Breeder

An lgbt ally that pairs one or more of their gay friends with the only other gay person they know.

"Jenny's really nice but she tried to set me up like five times. She's such a homo breeder."

by Big cheesy B June 12, 2018

breaded bread

Something that you come up with when you have nothing else to do. If you searched for this, you need mental help just like the person that wrote this.

Example 1

Person 1: Tell me something funny and random.
Person 2: Bread bread.
Person 1: Heh.

Example 2

Person 1: Are you good, dude?
Person 2: Breaded bread.
Person 1: That answers my question.

by Breaded Bread May 17, 2020