brass monkeys

"Fookin Hell man, its cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey!"

abbrev. to : brass monkeys

i.e. : its brass monkeys out here
by wankelschnitzel October 08, 2003
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Brass BBQ

Similar to the Glass BBQ, except made with brass and not for smoking crack. More often confused with the Grass BBQ.
Richard: Pass me the Brass BBQ mate.
Blair: The Glass BBQ?
Richard: No, the BRASS BBQ, you crack addict cunt!
by M.C.H.L June 15, 2020
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brass grasp

referring to a woman who appears to moonlight as a stripper.
by shawkstar July 28, 2009
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Brass instrument

A sophisticated device that's used to collect water, which is usually recognized as saliva.
Failing to explain that the liquid isn't saliva, the brass instrument players were told to mop the floor.
by Gouache September 25, 2019
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Hanging brass

The genitals, sometimes referred only to the testicles.
When i am on duty i wear a cup to protect my hanging brass!
by Nobli January 14, 2023
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brass monkey

The BEST song of all time by the Beastie boys. If you listen to this you’re elite and deserve rights. You are VERY poggers
by shmores May 27, 2020
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Brass Clown

Putting on a round, brass, clown nose, then sticking it up a person's ass while licking their taint.

A Reverse Brass Clown is sticking the nose in a woman's cooter while licking her ass.

Basically, it's sticking and licking.

The term was invented by J.A. Konrath in his book Cherry Bomb. Any other brass clown definitions are false, and were stolen from Konrath.
I put on my metal nose and gave that guy the best brass clown he ever had.

Or

She was so into the brass clown, I lost the nose inside her and had to fish it out with a magnet.
by mcglade August 26, 2010
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