by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 9, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>I, Angel JOse Rbles Bought TOothpciks FOr my Forgetfulness<.7.9.7.6.>mug. by hippieCrack July 14, 2016
Get the i bought this bishmug. *purely fiction*
No one: "I bought An Urban Dictionary Mug!"
No ome else because this is a hupothetical:
No one: "I bought An Urban Dictionary Mug!"
No ome else because this is a hupothetical:
by Agent_Z January 12, 2025
Get the I bought an Urban Dictionary Mug!mug. 
"These cookies are so store-bought."
"I actually baked them myself."
"Well then, you baked a batch of store-bought cookies."
"I actually baked them myself."
"Well then, you baked a batch of store-bought cookies."
by guyish_dude June 29, 2024
Get the store-boughtmug. Euphemism for deceit, or going on the run. In reference to the John Darwin disappearance case, who was presumed drowned after his canoe was found washed up on the NE coast of England in 2002, and whose fraud was exposed by a smiling photograph of him and his wife in a Panamanian real estate agency in 2007. His wife had collected £250000 on John's life insurance policy.
'Have you seen Chris lately?' 'No but I heard the the cops were looking for him, so maybe he bought a canoe'
'Sharon is worried that Dave is cheating on her with Ronnie, do you know anything?' 'Well, I'm not saying he's bought a canoe but i have seen them together'
'Sharon is worried that Dave is cheating on her with Ronnie, do you know anything?' 'Well, I'm not saying he's bought a canoe but i have seen them together'
by Batatz March 8, 2024
Get the Bought a canoemug. by Astrobacon November 27, 2023
Get the store bought pestomug.