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Brandie

Someone who will buy anything, no matter how dumb or useless, just because of the brand or company it's made by.
-Hey check out my new iBag.
-The iBag? You're not serious...
-What?! This thing is the future!!!
-It's a plastic bag with an apple logo on it.
-Your point?
-You're a total brandie!!!
by sportsdude88 March 16, 2010
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Brandish

To wave something about: to wave something about, especially a weapon, in a menacing, theatrical, or triumphant way
EMMA, I BRANDISH THIS TURKEY AT YOUR FACE
by delbarrio November 15, 2010
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Dirty Brandi

1. A Dirty Brandi is the act of becoming intoxicated by drinking in someone’s beauty.

2. When you see someone so beautiful all your juices start flowing and you can no longer think straight.

3. When you see someone so sexy that your thoughts become so twisted even the most innocent of thoughts become naughty/dirty.
1. Did you see Steve walk into a wall after seeing that girl? He totally had a Dirty Brandi moment!
2. “And further more if you multiply the co-sign by the derivative and (*notices woman*) der... umm. Always capitalize your soup...”. “Holy crap! The professor sure had a Dirty Brandi!”
3. “I was sitting in church and had a Dirty Brandi!” “Oh no! What happened?” “The preacher said we should forgive people, and all of a sudden I pictured some chic naked and imagined all the thugs she could forgive me for doing to her!”
by Steve-Switcher December 3, 2018
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Brandi

The act of charming and wooing opponents, with both demeanor and lust provoking attire, as a means of manipulation and distraction during competitive sport.

(Origin of the word is derived from the ever devious pro poker player, Brandi Hawbaker (a.k.a. the "Paris Hilton of Poker"). Notorious for her scandalous behaviour and revealing apparel.)
Despite Mike and Jake's attempts to brandi themselves during the beach volleyball tournament their team failed to win. Little did they know, the beautiful ladies they were playing against were all lesbians.
by Ariel Agassi August 11, 2007
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Brandi Belle

I wish my girlfriend would please me like that sweet Brandi Belle.
by JamesFelice October 27, 2017
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Pullin A Brandi

when someone is just bitchin and crying non stop. and when you finally confront them about it they get pissed and complain even more.
Joe: Man fuck COD!! im 0-30 im getting off and killing myself!!

Kayla: Joe! Stop Pullin A Brandi! Im sick of that shit already.

Chris: --Laughing Silently--
by mcnasty719 July 23, 2011
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Brandimore

The last name of a poligamist cult located in Grass Lake, Michigan. Known for breeding cows and chickens. They may seem nice but the neighbors have reported that they sacrifice goats on the weekends. If you live in the area and your goats gone missing...ouch.
My goat's been Brandimored..again.
by Naked Shitter June 8, 2011
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