Grandfather: *Hears loud noises and laughter* "What are you two Boobs doing!?!"
Friend: What?
Me: Quit bitchin gramps, we're the only set of tits you've seen in the last 20 years!
Us: Laughing hysterically
Friend: What?
Me: Quit bitchin gramps, we're the only set of tits you've seen in the last 20 years!
Us: Laughing hysterically
by wtficantthinkofaname January 18, 2009
Get the Boobsmug. 
A boob is a big lump of fat that hangs of a women's chest. They have something in the middle called a nipple. Boobs make very great warm pillows. They are fun to lick and cuddle.
Boobs ussualy come in pairs, like a pair of sneakers. They even age like sneakers and get all wrinkled saggy with age.
Boobs ussualy come in pairs, like a pair of sneakers. They even age like sneakers and get all wrinkled saggy with age.
by clueless_furball November 1, 2006
Get the boobmug. Nature's pillows.
by The Killer Squirrel September 2, 2010
Get the Boobsmug. the big amazing looking objects that girls have, everyone likes to look at them, and when your listening to a speech that your girlfreind is saying, you can look at these till its over, meanwhile all you have to do is nod your head and say "uhuh"
guy*stares at her basketball sized boobs"
girl" blah blah blah blah blah blah... are you listening to me"
guy*still staring*"uh huh...."*nods head*
girl" good...blah blah blah"
(may continue like this for hours)
girl" blah blah blah blah blah blah... are you listening to me"
guy*still staring*"uh huh...."*nods head*
girl" good...blah blah blah"
(may continue like this for hours)
by d,d, January 30, 2008
Get the boobsmug. by Sir Robert Adams April 20, 2010
Get the boobsmug. 