bongo cat

the most wholesome little boi in the universe

1:have you seen the new bongo cat meme
2:ye its so wholesome I love him

by thot#_killer October 15, 2018

Anal Bongos

Yeah, what about it? Two hands, two cheeks. Slap away! Just like the bongos. Great for addicts of Donkey Kongs Jungle rythm game. Just find an ass, and ya know!

Holy crap, Steve just bent me over and played ass bongos.

Dude, tonight, I am going to play ass bongos with Mary.

by Xider May 13, 2005

Bongo Chatter

Someone who lies and/or comes up with excuses as a result of overpromising.

Korg hasn't been on in weeks. He said he'd be here today and yesterday. Bro is a real bongo chatter.

by Masstew May 20, 2023

Electric Bongo

A sex position where the guy sticks his penis into the girl’s asshole while Tasing her back before beating her cheeks like bongos.

Jerry: I can’t wait to do the electric bongo with you babe.

Carla: Yeah but we don’t have a taser

by Dicky sticky February 27, 2020

Bongo ass

When you slap you’re girls ass really hard/hitting it from behind and it sounds like you’re playing the bongos

I was going bongo ass on my girl last night

by Roseballs June 17, 2021

Longo Bongo

A way of saying huge forearm

thats a big "Longo Bongo" of your's

by Big Bongo March 24, 2018

big bongos

Some big bitch with some giant TITTIES.

( 0 Y 0 )---- (i used pepperoni nips for demonstrative purpose)

1.) I GOT BIG BONGOS BOIU.
2.) I GOT BITCHES ON MY WILLY.

by BigNippleLover6970 January 3, 2014