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In Quidditch: When one uses bludgers to 'fuck' up an opposing teams Quidditch move, pass, or the players themselves. Also contains a mild sexual reference.
1. We're going to bludger fuck them next match!
2. Damn.. Our sex last night was as rough as bludgerfucking
3. I'm in the infirmiry because a Gryffindor bludgerfucked me at the last match, I broke my bloody arm!
2. Damn.. Our sex last night was as rough as bludgerfucking
3. I'm in the infirmiry because a Gryffindor bludgerfucked me at the last match, I broke my bloody arm!
by Sauki November 13, 2005
Get the bludgerfuck mug.All the definitions I've seen here have a positive connotation, which is completely wrong. The phrase has always had a very definite negative connotation, and means to be supremely screwed, screwed beyond all comprehension. The original phrase was "screwed, blewed and tattooed".
"Screwed" essentially means "cheated" here, much as it does today.
"Blewed" meant "lost or been robbed of". The word's origin is from the German "blauen" so it's actually related to "blue", not "blew", and meant that something had vanished (into the blue). (According to "A Dictionary of Slang, Jargon & Cant" By Charles Godfrey Leland, published in 1889.)
"Tattooed" refers here to a beating with very rapid blows, in the same sense as a military tattoo, which is a rapid pattern on a drum.
So, the phrase literally meant "cheated, robbed and beaten".
"Screwed" essentially means "cheated" here, much as it does today.
"Blewed" meant "lost or been robbed of". The word's origin is from the German "blauen" so it's actually related to "blue", not "blew", and meant that something had vanished (into the blue). (According to "A Dictionary of Slang, Jargon & Cant" By Charles Godfrey Leland, published in 1889.)
"Tattooed" refers here to a beating with very rapid blows, in the same sense as a military tattoo, which is a rapid pattern on a drum.
So, the phrase literally meant "cheated, robbed and beaten".
I invested my life's savings in a fraudulent investment scam, and now I'm screwed, blued and tattooed.
by lhitch November 21, 2010
Get the screwed, blued and tattooed mug.Holy shit! Johnny just bludgeoned that crazy old man in the neck with a giant club, rupturing his esophagus!
by Dana McCollins December 27, 2004
Get the bludgeon mug.1. A term ussually used by the middle class, or higher, to exclaim shock or supirse.
2. A term ussually used by the middle class, or higher, to replace "What on earth?", "God-Damned!" and the likes.
2. A term ussually used by the middle class, or higher, to replace "What on earth?", "God-Damned!" and the likes.
1. "Bludgendillyo! What was the that Terrance-Jeffeory?!
2. "It's a town of bludgendillyo drunks! Quickly get to the helicoptor Greggory!"
2. "It's a town of bludgendillyo drunks! Quickly get to the helicoptor Greggory!"
by themesser1211 August 7, 2011
Get the bludgendillyo mug.A public works project promoted as progressive, but actually designed to intentionally discourage auto travel, resulting in significantly reduced safety for bicyclists and pedestrians due to increased traffic congestion, and degraded local living conditions.
From Blum + Blunder.
Named after Marty Blum, Mayor of Santa Barbara, who allowed unqualified planners to construct failed projects without approval of the Architectural Board.
From Blum + Blunder.
Named after Marty Blum, Mayor of Santa Barbara, who allowed unqualified planners to construct failed projects without approval of the Architectural Board.
The hazardaround pushed through by the sociologineer was another Blumder, causing more congestion and accidents. I'm going another way; I don't want to ride my bike through that chaotic Blumder.
by psnack February 2, 2009
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