Blubber

A fat person with an especially large amount of access fat

"Damn that dude has some serious blubber!"

by randomusernamerandom November 24, 2021

blubber bubba

The Harbringer of Doom.

Blubber Bubba has arrived...

by Skkrterdun June 4, 2022

Blubber

Lizzo

Makeup contains whale blubber. Lizzo wears too much makeup. Coincidence, I think not

by LizzoBlubber February 10, 2020

blubber bean

when a "fart" runs up the anterior side of the body (instead of posterior), trapping the toxic gas in the scrotum...causing the male genitals to inflate like a balloon, and causing extreme disgust/discomfort.

While lying on your sofa you let out ablubber bean...disgusted with yourself you lay motionless, hoping that nobody would notice the look of shame on your face or smell the horror that lurked inside your pants.

by johnny rutenmiezer February 24, 2011

blubber boated

When your so drunk you motor boat the belly button.

If it's ok with you, it's ok with me. The first time Andrew blubber boatedthe girl.

by NipClipper0717 June 12, 2018

Blubber Rubber

When someone picks the fat person to be their romantic partner over literally anyone else for better or worse.

Austin: Ugh, my sister is always bringing the chunkiest guy she can find back home for sex.
Jakob: So...your sister is a Blubber Rubber?
Austin: Yeah...

by WumboManDLX January 30, 2024

Blubber Warrior

A male, usually old, with at least a beer belly, or just straight fat, who acts like a Karen. Wait. It's actually an iteration of a Karen!

Blubber warrior: "isn't cutting down trees bad? It's not helping our climate"

Carpenter: "timber is regrowable material, therefore-"

Blubber warrior: "BUH-BUH-BUT..."

or sum like that

by SaSaMuda December 6, 2025