blonde moment

A flash of momentary stupidity.

"I had a blonde moment as I attempted to recall what that little boot-shaped country was called."

by Brie October 5, 2003

aeroplane blonde

a girl who has bleached/dyed her hair but still has a 'black box'

There goes another aeroplane blonde!

by rukker April 21, 2006

blogdick

The act of pushing your way into the top few comments in a popular blog by replying to comments already posted. Blogdicking is an attempt to gain more visibility and is widely used by attention whores who can't bear that their comments aren't on the first page.

"That asshole just keeps blogdicking on my blogs. I think I should block his sorry ass."

by Happy Girl68 April 6, 2007

suicide blonde

"dyed by her own hand"

That chick isn't for real... she's a total suicide blonde

by HVR June 5, 2005

blode

The main character of Rathergood.com's "Tales from the Blode"

"How will we get to the seaside?" asked the centipide. "In my U-boat, of corse!" responed Blode.

by Ben the All-mighty Panda February 12, 2004

Blonde Roots

Blonde Roots: (n)

1. A blonde person has dyed their hair and their roots have grown out
2. A phrase used to tell someone who doesn't have blonde hair that they are stupid or ditzy because of the stereotypical idea that blonde people are stupid or ditzy

Blonde: Wow, I really need to go to the salon, my roots are showing

Tanya: "OMG, did you know that Niagra Falls is in Canada?"
Rebecca: "Um duh, everyone knows that"
Tanya: "I just foud out! Isn't that awsome?"
Rebecca: "Careful Tanya, your blonde roots are showing"
Tanya: "Wha? Im not blonde!"

by vball1346 May 23, 2010

Blond Conspiracy

The blond conspiracy is a secret agreement that exists between white people. It's all about hiding the fact that they lose the blond color of their hair at a certain point in their life.

Person 0 : Them crackers are petty people dude i know about their plot. It's their best kept secret, they do not stay blond for their entire lifetime.
Person 1 : I know about this too, it's called the blond conspiracy.

by J.Dee. January 22, 2014