Bitchless

To get absolutely no bitches whatsoever. They usually claim otherwise which is a tell tale sign. A total John

John's middle name should be Bitchless because no woman has gone past first base with him.

by Jarhominid766 April 12, 2026

de-bitchlessnessing

Trying to find one of your friends a lady after he has been dumped, or is just out of the game.

"how's the de-bitchlessnessing of john coming along?"
"Oh, not bad, i took him to the club last night and he got a couple of numbers."

by eternally bitchless August 3, 2007

heat bitchiness

A state occuring before heat exhaustion but after heat frustration. Often accompanied by phrases such as "Dammit! It's hot! Why is it so damn hot!"

Get this woman a margarita! She's passed from heat frustration into full on heat bitchiness!

by MrGryphon October 26, 2015

Freak Bitchiest

A Freak bitch is a Hoe that wants to Fuck you to get what you want out of her Like a Hoocie mama.

You ol freak bitch I Anit sleeping fishy ass cat That's why I don't trust you Freak Bitchiest

by Nigga from The O May 27, 2022

chronic bitchless syndrome

Chronic Bitchless Syndrome, defined (in simple terms) as “the infinite failure to gain bitches, or a lackthereof.” Chronic Bitchless Syndrom (or CBS) is most common in men between the ages of 14 and 21, but can also occur in higher severity amongst those older than 21. Signs of Chronic Bitchless Syndrome include: significant periods of time spent on social media platforms such as Twitter, Discord, or Reddit, acute misogyny, general bigotry, foul aroma, poor skincare, dry or musty hair, and poor fashion sense. Scientists have yet to find a cure.

“No wonder he can’t get a date. He spends all day on Twitter, doesn’t shower, and hates women. We should get him tested for Chronic Bitchless Syndrome”

by henry the hoeless May 8, 2023