Birch

A women with very big and pointy nipples. You can most likely see them through her bra

Man one: Look at that birch over there
Man two: look at the size of those

by Daddy pig boys June 18, 2021

birch seed

Clean way of calling someone a ‘total bitch’

Goddammit Susan, you birch seed.

by Bobby54643 November 9, 2017

Birched

When you black out from drinking and usually wake up in a room or house that isn’t yours.

“Dude did you hear about Sean he drank so much and Birched last night”

by 802gang February 18, 2021

birch

Someone who’s kind of cool but also a bit of a bitch.

“Myron is a real birch”

by mrhbtsl April 21, 2021

Birch

You tried to text your bitch ass friend bitch but it auto corrected to birch and now you gotta stick to birch and use it as a more hurtful and personal replacement of bitch

You: man fuck your birch ass

Friend: ahhh you can’t spell

You: I ment that

by Fuckyourbirchass January 20, 2023

Finley Birch

Dodgy guy can we all agree. Got no age boundaries. To him age is just a number. Small dagger between his legs with a bonus one functioning testicle.

Finley Birch is a nonce

by joe wheatley 12345 April 17, 2024

Danny Birch

Danny Birch is the most extravagant, big dick , big future type of guy.

Danny Birch can do it better than anyone

by Danny Birch November 21, 2019