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One minute you're riding an emotional rainbow generated by the laughter of unicorns that fart skittles and the next minute you fall straight into the pitch-black pits of depression where dementors feast on your soul only to be rescued a half hour later by Old Saint Nicholas brandishing a chimney bazooka that shoots confetti.
Normal Reaction: I JUST WON THE LOTTERY! I'M GOING TO DISNEYLAND!!!

Bipolar Reaction: I JUST WON THE LOTTERY! Now I'm going to go cry myself to sleep in a corner until death takes me...
by Dexter11233 May 2, 2011
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Bipolar friend

Defined by having two "opposite" characteristics in a friendship.
The persons becomes your good friend one day but becomes an acquaintance the very next.
The pattern of "Good friend to acquaintance" and vice-versa continues, often gaping from days to weeks, to even months.
Iqra: I met Khaqan at a party and we became very good friends, however we didn't talk much at all after the party ended, but recently, we ran into each other on the street and hung out like we were very good friends. I don't know what to call this friendship.

Muhammad: You two are Bipolar friends.
by ikrasaleemkhan March 11, 2013
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Bipod

To steal one of your friend's friends by creating a close broship or "tripod" consisting of all three of you and then slowly turning the "tripod" into a "bipod" by becoming best friends with the new friend and kicking out your old friend.
Elliot should never have introduced Kevin to Steve because Kevin went ahead and bipodded the shit out of him.

When Ryan went and traveled the world, Elliot bipodded Dwight away from him.
by duffsterbater November 17, 2010
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Bipolar

Mother polar bear: Hey son what gender are you attracted to?
Boi polar bear: Mom I'm bipolar
by Bipolar boi June 4, 2019
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Bipolar Vegetarian

A person who swings between the polar extremes of being a vegetarian and an omnivore.
Olivia is such a bipolar vegetarian, she spent the weekend getting romantic with a bacon bap
by MSal666 January 17, 2012
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Bipolar Booking

When a Facebook friend doesn't log on for a week or more, and then when they finally log on, they go manic all over your wall and comment on everything you've posted since they last logged on.
Man, my mom was bipolar booking last night.....35 new comments on my wall.
by LovesDogs77 October 5, 2012
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Bipolar Driver

A driver of any vehicle who finds it difficult to maintain a steady speed; fast one moment, slow another. This makes them very difficult to pass.
Girl: Pass this slow guy!
Guy: I can't now, he's speeding up. Stupid bipolar driver.
by PinkiePieJr September 8, 2013
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