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uncle's cat's birthday party

an excuse that someone uses which is most likely a lie
John: Jack didn't show up for work today. Apparently he had to go to a family gathering or something.
Jake: sounds like his uncle's cat's birthday party to me.
by ja5nipe5 November 2, 2014
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PBS Pre Birthday Syndrome

PBS

PBS is short for Pre Birthday Syndrome, A variation from the "PMS" (Pre menstrual syndrome) but in this case any gender could be affected.

Depression and other symptoms that may differ depends of the person, avoiding people, avoiding making plans for that day, avoiding celebrate it, and feel as miserable as you can. Being dramatic and impossible for those who actually want to celebrate it with you while you avoiding any kind of celebration drawing in your own crap!

A time to look back and think of all the things that went wrong in your life, everything you didnt accomplish an all that type of things.
Anna is have PBS, Pre Birthday Syndrome again this year, she just doesnt wanna go dancing!

I would be PBSing this week, please dont call me till my birthday is over, I am viction of PBS Pre Birthday Syndrome
by deathlylover January 18, 2012
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birth-day

expelled from a safe, warm environment into a cold, wicked world to live with pain, suffering, frustration, pedophiles, rapists, murderers, disease, poverty so you can die......
birth-day, birthday, birth, world, baby, hell, delivery
by psychoesthesiac July 9, 2010
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Biochemistry

Unadulterated pain. If you are a biology or chemistry student there is a very high probability that this will be the hardest class you take. It is seriously impossible to get an A unless you have a photographic memory. No, I'm not being snide, I'm being completely serious - learning all the reactions, regulations, pathways, mechanisms, structures, etc. is impossible without it.

Typically offered as an option based around the lie that it will "make your transcript look stronger," the fact of the matter is that it will drop your GPA like an anchor. Biochemistry has the evil ability to not only make sure you get a low grade in it but that all your other classes grades are brought down with it. It will also destroy your sleep pattern and social life while drastically increasing your alcohol intake.

Seriously, avoid this like the plague.
Little Billy enrolled in biochemistry and now he's graduating with a horrible GPA
by Matt..... December 14, 2010
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birthday blow

to get a blow job from a woman friend on your birthday day.
i wish every day was my bd day, especially when i'd be getting a birthday blow from that chick at work.
by i did your mom January 1, 2008
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Birthday Beats

A traditional act performed in schools (mostly done secondary schools) when someones birthday is grassed around the school and every one punches you on how old you are. E.G you are 15 they punch you 15 times on the arm

Some schools have banned birthday beats from happening
dont tell anyone your birthday date unless you TRUST them OR YOU GET BIRTHDAY BEATS
by sweet jesus October 7, 2006
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