Bilf

Bilf means “Bestie I’d like to fuck”

“Bro you should get with my friend. She’s a bilf!”

by Tori Fay April 23, 2021

Bilf

Bitch i lick farts out of

Yeah shes such a bilf bro she got a dumpy ass

by Someone that likes nat December 14, 2020

bilf

brother i’d like to fuck

Me: omg i love choso so much!
You: yeah man,,
Me: Ugh, he’s such a bilf

by idkuhmanuwyasy March 29, 2021

Bilfing

Coming over someone's face and glasses while you are sat on the toilet having a shit

I Bilfing my partner in the public toilet yesterday afternoon

by Pete.Tott August 31, 2023

BILF

Bartender ide Luke to fuck.

That bartender ia a bilf!

by Wllystker September 18, 2016

bilf

brother id like to fuck
typically your best friends brother that u have loved ur entire life but cant do anything about.

"dude her brother is such a bilf"
" ikr "

by bilflover September 5, 2022

Bilf

1) Shorthand for “breakfast”
2) acronym for “Breakfast I’d Like To Fuck.” When your breakfast is so good, that you’d want to fuck it if you could.

1) I had eggs and bacon for bilf this morning, but I’m still hungry!

2) My pancakes were fire this morning, they were such a BILF.

by Mrwhite03 August 12, 2021