bif slam

A fetish that involves having a large woman drop her bif on you as an act of foreplay

"Oh, you like that? How heavy is it? You like it when I bif slam you, don't you?"

by meek105 July 5, 2012

BIF

Acronym for "Bone Idle Fuck". Used to describe a lazy person

"Stop acting like a BIF"

by Thatonedicksucker August 15, 2020

Bif

Alright listen up chum or I’ll bend you latitudinal and vertically

Mate I will send you bifing

by Ello stiffie October 3, 2020

bif

"Boy I'm Fucking"

Used during the awkward stage of a relationship where neither party is ready for labels.

Q: What's going on between you and Aaron?

A: Oh, he's my bif.

Counterpart: gif

by Ron Wheezy June 28, 2022

biffed out

to be best friends with someone

Shannon and Lauren are biffed out because they hang out all the time.

by laurenisbiffedout August 31, 2010

Biffed

So this is a type of person also knows as a lagmonster that lags severely on all games

John: I’m lagging like a biffed
Peter: I know fix your internet you biffed or we have no chance of getting the victory royales.

by Lagmonster6969 November 28, 2018

BIF

Acronym for Before I Forget. A useful pretext to use when messaging someone with information that you want someone to know but are afraid you will forget it if you do not share it then and there with the relevant person. Useful strategy used by those with attention deficits.

(Message to partner, house mate etc).

BIF. I put a load of washing in the clothes washer but had to leave before it finished. Can you please put it in the dryer for me.

by Redefining literally, bad idea November 23, 2023