beitch

A person who is so nice, your penis will go through the fucking moon. At first, you might think, "Man so-and-so is a total bitch!" But once you get to know so-and-so, you realize that they aren't so bad after all. "Wow, that person isn't a bitch, they're a beitch!" So-and-so smiles, and watches as your penis explodes out of your pants and goes directly for the moon. Depending on where the moon is relative to your location, your penis could possibly shoot through the earth, or just shoot through the moon. Either way, your penis is going to be in bad condition. To prevent this from happening, I would suggest digging a hole in the ground and isolate yourself by living in that hole. Avoid people at all costs, you never know who a beitch is until it's too late.

"Welcome to McDonald's, how may I take your order?"
"Oh shit, it's a beitch!"

by Dilly's Willy May 20, 2018

beyotch

bitch

you dumb beyotch

by ass mofo January 18, 2003

Benita Brown

The art of extracting an anal bead with your tounge.

Have you ever done a Benita Brown?
Yes, my girlfriend rather enjoyed having that annoying bead taken from her rectum.

by Mankycaaant May 26, 2011

Beritan

He is a healthy and sweet to the ones he love but like death to the ones he hate. Beritan won’t let anything go in this path to complete his goals.

Friend: who’s that man” Me:thats beritan stay away from him he’s strong as a god

by Truth1989 January 8, 2019

Antonio Benito Rodriguez

Cutest little boy in the word. Plays in Tijuanasaurus Rex. Even though his middle name sucks!

There goes Antonio Benito Rodriguez, I sure want to s his d!

by Mammas! January 11, 2008

Benito

Someone who shows up to work whenever they like.

Bob: i haven't seen Jim at work today.

Frank: Yeah he is totally pulling a benito.

by joemartinez June 10, 2009

Ramat Beit Shemesh

A city in Israel. Commonly referred to as The 53rd state of the United States of America. If that doesn't make sense to you, you're obviously not American, and probably don't understand why anyone would buy a Freezee for 10 shek when there's perfectly good "barad" for 2 shek around the corner.

Obama: Wow, Ramat Beit Shemesh could seriously be the 53rd state! You guys even have Shoprite Thousand Island salad dressing!
Netanyahu: There are only 50 states retard.

Obama: Well what about Hawaii and Alaska? TAKE THAT!
Netanyahu: (no comment)

by sr18120 October 9, 2011