Benjamin

Some dude who gets too much whoopie!

Damn, Benjamin just tapped that one bitch!

by Geekuh February 04, 2010

Benjamin

aggravating

Benjamin is being Benjamin.

by juliamariewalker August 01, 2017

Benjamin

Why don't you go choke on my dad's dick while I shove a candle up your ass.

He said he won't pay for his son so I told him to Benjamin

by Thispagewasmadeforme November 09, 2020

Benjamin

Peculiar and strange. Has few friends and an obsession with money and rules. Is found mainly in Dundee, Scotland as it is banned from most other countries.

"That boy's a bit Benjamin"
"He always counts his change", "Such a Benjamin!"

by Sgt. Fuzzyboots March 05, 2015

Benjamin

THICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCXDCCCCCCCCCCCETDGDVCGC.

"Hey, u know Benjamin?"
"He's fuccing THICCCCC

by Thiccgurl8888 May 24, 2017

Benjamin

An irregular bowl movement. Also likely the alternative name for the complete imbecile Godzooky, the son of Godzilla.

"Woah, did your stomach just utter a Benjamin?"

by aduckbyanyothername March 02, 2018

Benjamin

nice also can be dark, Shy, sweet, Benjamin is someone who will care for his veryyyyyy close friends for as long as he knows them and he is veryy loving also is smart secretive and evil to his friends and laughs when the scream in terror:)

Benjamin is the devil Me: THAT IS NOT APART OF THE SCRIPT. also the person whom wrote this

by Not real piece of Toast April 08, 2020