Benjamin

Some dude who gets too much whoopie!

Damn, Benjamin just tapped that one bitch!

by Geekuh February 6, 2010

Benjamin

aggravating

Benjamin is being Benjamin.

by juliamariewalker August 2, 2017

Benjamin

Why don't you go choke on my dad's dick while I shove a candle up your ass.

He said he won't pay for his son so I told him to Benjamin

by Thispagewasmadeforme November 9, 2020

Benjamin

Peculiar and strange. Has few friends and an obsession with money and rules. Is found mainly in Dundee, Scotland as it is banned from most other countries.

"That boy's a bit Benjamin"
"He always counts his change", "Such a Benjamin!"

by Sgt. Fuzzyboots March 5, 2015

Benjamin

THICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCXDCCCCCCCCCCCETDGDVCGC.

"Hey, u know Benjamin?"
"He's fuccing THICCCCC

by Thiccgurl8888 May 24, 2017

Benjamin

Benjamin is a guy whom has a great resemblance with elephants especially Benjamin Blümchen.He has the smallest dick with an average of 1 inch long.

Watching Animal Planet: Wow that Benjamin is great.

by R£8007 January 11, 2018

Benjamin

Someone who is absolutely perfect in every way, and flawless. Unbelievably hot. So hot that you would trade your entire family for just one CRUMB.

“He’s such a Benjamin.”

by cinnaaabon June 16, 2021