bertie bellend

an idiot

"you see that guy cross the motorway without looking?"

"what a bertie bellend"

by southwalessniper July 6, 2012

Bellender

Someone who's more than just a bellend, but isn't quite the bellendest out there - is technically a bellender

- Man you're such a bellend!
- well if am bellend means you're basically the bellender in here!

by Ivyedera March 2, 2023

Bellend

Bellend means beautiful or pretty in the UK.

Person A: You look like a bellend!
Person B: Aw thank you, you look pretty too!
Person A: No bunda styll.
Person B: I don't have a dog I know.

by noshush January 27, 2023

Power bellend

Someone who is a bellend of the highest order.

Man I really dislike Chris, he's such a Power Bellend.

by Unreal_stuff January 31, 2024

Pufferfish bellend

Where a man has a prickly bellend from pounding his mums pillow.

James has a pufferfish bellend from his experience with his mums pillow

by Bigmanbigshlong January 14, 2019

Bellend

Get your mind out of the gutter it’s a village in England

I’m from bellend

by FP.27 August 16, 2022

Nobulus bellend

The ultimate cunt. Someone of absolute cuntery in the highest order.

Person 1: That twat tried to run me over!
Person 2: What a Nobulus Bellend.

by Ivabiggun November 4, 2022