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Belgian Hickey

When a person presses their bare anus against someone's neck and pushes a small dot of poop on them.
"Whoa! Dude, you have shit of your neck!"
"I know, Delores gave me a Belgian Hickey."
by Nightshade13 December 22, 2020
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belgian blackout

the phenomenon that occurs after drinking a mere 3-5 Belgian beers
"I went to the oude markt last night and don't remember anything... but all I had was 3 beers!"
"it's the belgian blackout. those beers will do you in."
by ba-dum-ch August 25, 2013
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Belgian Microwave

The act of passing gas in front of a running floor fan while someone is directly downwind, thus blasting them indirectly with your farticles.
Not as intense as a Dutch Oven, but much easier to surprise your victim with.
My favorite part of summer is getting to give my wife a Belgian Microwave at least once a day.
by Wicked Rugburn December 28, 2018
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Belgian Kiss

When two people rub their bare bellies together while looking up in bliss. This practice dates back to the middle ages when soldiers returning from war would do this to make sure their wife hadn't gotten pregnant while they were on campaign.
Come give me a Belgian Kiss, my belly longs for yours!
by JohnPaulRingoGeorge January 25, 2019
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Belgian depression

A phrase composed of two words:

1. Belgian
/ˈbɛldʒ(ə)n/
adjective
relating to Belgium

2. depression
/dɪˈprɛʃn/
noun
feelings of severe despondency and dejection

It is a common mental health issue, most frequently occured inbetween forein students that come to Belgium for their exchange year.
P1: « Oh no, I think I got the belgian depression! »
by becksxx April 12, 2023
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Belgian Carousel

When a man whips out a massive cock and a midget props herself on top of it and spins around violently giving the man a severe cock rash
Me and Rachel finally tried the Belgian Carousel last night
by HairyNuts24 January 14, 2021
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belgian bummer

In German Shiza video's; a man penetrates another man casuing them to fart inadvertantly.
Dude, that was the biggest belgian bummer i've ever heard.
by The Gigglist September 17, 2005
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