Bench Boobs

The huge boobs or cleavage that can be seen behind the players bench while watching hockey on TV.

Guy 1: Dude, did you see the bench boobs behind Zetterberg at the Red Wings game last night?

Guy 2: Yeah, she had some mondo tubes!

by Paul E. Ogre April 11, 2013

binchy poo

a derivation of sweetie poo, which is a derivation of sweetie pie. calling someone a binchy poo is not an insult but rather a thing out of fondness.

me: siena is the binchiest poo i know.
siena: no, you're a binchy poo.

by tuckalow November 11, 2018

Benchmark test

A dumb test that has nothing to do with what you learned or studied for, for the past 2 weeks

i studied geometry for 2 weeks strait but instead of a geometry benchmark test they gave me a calculus benchmark test.

by it cant be November 4, 2020

stoners bench

Any sort of apparatus such as a bleecher, park bench, picnic table, and similar structures where high schoolers go to get get stoned in groups. Most commonly used stoners benches are hidden away from plain sight (like in a bush, behind a shed etc.) It is also a guarantee that all of them are covered in creative colourful graffiti as a mark left by other stoners. A sanctuary to escape the bullshit of everyday life, just make sure school security or cops aren't around to bust your ass

Stoner1: Hey man, I got some green but no where to smoke it safe.
Stoner2: Man there's the stoners bench behind the bushes at the end of the football field, no one ever sees us there.

by kushsauce March 5, 2015

Dead pecker bench

The long wooden bench outside of a country store in the south. Where old men gather.

Grandpa and all his buddies were sittin on the dead pecker bench talking about the war.

by soapdonkey April 18, 2015

Work Bench

a bed used for having sex

He: And in here's the bedroom where I keep my workbench.

She: He showed me his workbench and since I was flat as a board, he proceeded to nail me.

by Jake March 6, 2004

bainchod

a popular Hindi curse word meaning to 'fuck your sister'. It's used very often in India and most of the time, when it is said, it's literal conotation isn't taken seriously.

Joe: "Hey I stole your chicken curry"

Ali: "You're such a fuckin' bainchod!"

by aroon October 1, 2006