by kistnus March 25, 2014
When a young man is seduced by an old woman, and the man slips his unit into her pussy to find out that she hasn't been used in years. Glaciers of iced cum has cemented the inside of her vagina.
" Fernando loved my grandma, and didn't know what he was getting into. My grandma Wet Polar beared Fernando into a cold sensation."
by Corey Jackson September 06, 2009
by Bdk polar bear August 18, 2023
Having sex when its too cold to take your dressing gown off, but you have to make sure its rough loving (Stay in character)
Josh You want to have sex?
Sally No its too cold!!
Josh Rarrrr, oh yeah baby!......Polar Bear Sex!
Alex Is it necessary that you do this on top of me?
Sally No its too cold!!
Josh Rarrrr, oh yeah baby!......Polar Bear Sex!
Alex Is it necessary that you do this on top of me?
by Bear-cub December 31, 2010
by megalomcintosh December 18, 2011
Dude, this weekend, me and my chick were just fuckin, but then she pulled the ol' Purple Polar Bear on my ass and it was extreme!
by jjjjjj848 April 16, 2010
A EXTREMELY deadly CANADIAN weapon that fires a 5 ton ball the size of an egg at a top speed of 500 miles per hour.
Im gonna get me my polar bear 500 and shoot me some beavers eh? Then take them back to the lodge and fry dem babies up. Maybe make me a fur skin coot..maybe even a parka!What ya think aboot that eh?!
by Tyler the freakin man who has a huge cock...and nuts that are astronomicaly big. February 26, 2005