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Beard

When a pop star is gay, management will give them a girlfriend to hide it. This is called a beard. It is usually referred to in a jokingly manor.
"are you gonna have a beard like Taylor Swift?"
"Look at louis' beard."
by ArrowDean06 February 4, 2021
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Beam Team

A drinking game in which multiple teams of 5 people (though girls count as 1/2 a person) compete to finish a handle (1.75L) of Jim Beam bourbon. This equates to each person drinking about 12 ounces of liquor or 8 shots, so exercise caution. This is a great way to start a party because everyone who participated will be totally smashed, and the spectators will be in awe and want to play drinking games as well.

Rules:
1. Get it in your body any way possible. You can mix it with coke or drink it straight.
2. You may only puke 30 minutes after you finish to be considered a true victor
3. Record holders can call themselves the "Dream Beam Team"
Me and my bros finished the Beam Team in 4 minutes and 54 seconds. Those older guys were pissed we smashed the old house record.
by IdontPuke July 25, 2011
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Beam Up

- To get high as fuck
- Space High
- Abducted by Crack or Tweak
Shit bro, front me a bag I’m trying to beam up!
by Rhyyno September 2, 2019
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Hate Beard

A very patchy and rugged beard. One that makes people feel oppressed and frightened. The beard should speak for itself and let everyone around know what the person believes in. This usually being hate towards minority groups and the educated.
“That’s a hate beard right there, I can feel the racism screaming from the hairs of his face.”
by Chuck Naty December 23, 2018
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Giant.Beam

A Famous Instagram page that posts memes that are offensive and always funny. He is giga chad, Has a Large Cock and balls the size of bowling balls.
Person 1: Yoo bro have you seen the new-set Giant.Beam Meme?

Person 2: I have not!! Lets watch it together!!
by Mr.Dickson April 26, 2022
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lay off beard

Not quite the same as the playoff beard. The lay off beard is when you stop shaving every day because you got laid off, and there's really no point anymore, is there?
Guy 1: "Dude, did you forget to shave... for like a week?"

Guy 2: "Oh, it's my lay off beard. Go fuck your sister."
by Bri0n October 29, 2010
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beard of zeus

by zack w September 9, 2005
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