Battery Cracker

A women that is so lonely and horny that she breaks her vibrator

That bitch hasn't had any real dick in so long she's a battery cracker

by Dr. Ooh January 28, 2020

Texas Battery

The act of pushing a battery into your asshole to get a slight boost in power.

Frosty Jim: “I was feeling a little tired last night but then I pulled a Texas Battery and felt a lot better!”

by Brady31 November 28, 2019

Car Batteries

A type of battery that's used in cars and is said to be harmless and even beneficial to the fish if it's disposed in the ocean

According to Google, "Throwing car batteries into the ocean is perfectly safe and in fact is actually beneficial for aquatic life!"

by DontBelieveMyDefinitionsFFS September 27, 2021

earthquake battery

A fact that you say with authority because it sounds plausible, even though you're not sure if you actually heard it somewhere or just made it up.

"Gazelles can totally stand up and run just minutes after being born. Actually, I'm not sure about that. That might just be an earthquake battery."

by Kagedtiger January 30, 2009

The Battery Boogie

When you're dancing with that lyin' cheatin' stealin' fuckin' whore, you knock'er down, beat'er down, and kick'er teeth in. The Battery Boogie.

At the Lodge "Joe your wife is dancing with that older man over there"

"Come here Linda, let's do the Battery Boogie!"

by Nesquik Guy March 29, 2023

Ass battery

Crystal meth that has been or will be injected into the anus.

I’m tired babe, Ima need a ass battery quick.

by Hazmatt10to2 November 21, 2020

Battery Acid

Any kind of monster energy drink and alot of candy inside of it.

girl: Ayo my new battery acid drink was fucking sick

Guy: what the fuck is Battery acid

girl: you dont know what battery acid is? your not fucking living dude

by hoeyaa June 1, 2021