The Bateman

When you take your girlfriend horseback riding to celebrate her pregnancy news.

Did you hear Jeff's girlfriend is pregnant, no worries though The Bateman took care of it.

by SimpleSatan May 29, 2021

Gabriel Bateman

The best actor in the world. He is awesome. His most popular shows are: Childs play 2019, Unhinged and lights out. Gabriel is really nice! He is my favourite actor

Gabriel Bateman is the best actor ever! I watched his movies.

by Unkn0wn C October 17, 2021

Sos bateman

A schizophrenic blonde man with .45 who says “Grinner” and “She’s asking for it”

Wow man you’re being a sos bateman

by Giannakopolus August 9, 2022

Jason Bateman

When you take a shit and follow up with a shower.

While on vacation I was able to achieve a Jason Bateman before the terminal home

by John Lylo September 11, 2023

Jason Bateman

When you take a shit and follow up with a shower.

While on vacation I was able to achieve a Jason Bateman before arriving to the terminal

by John Lylo September 11, 2023

Iris the Beatlemaniac

Iris the Beatlemaniac, or should I say... Iris the maniac! Iris the (Beatle)maniac is cruel, cold, mean, sour, your worst nightmare, your sleep paralysis demon even! Stay away from her at all costs!

Hide! Iris the Beatlemaniac is coming our way!

by 𝙨𝙚𝙗𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙖𝙣#6178 July 25, 2022

skibidi sigma bateman boy

someone that is a skibidi sigma bateman boy

beta 1: yo look at that guy over there
beta 2: ik,hes such a skibidi sigma bateman boy

by Deinvater February 1, 2025