Average enjoyer

A person who enjoys things. That's it. They don't obsess over it. They just like it. Enjoyers may have abs of steel, good genes, large jaw, muscles, 6ft tall.

"Why yes, I am an average enjoyer of DC"
Can you feel my heart plays

by Chevyman95 February 17, 2022

average nick

for someone to be in good nick requires large muscles and a ripped stomach. The term average nick comes as an insult to a person who really gives it there all in the gym five days a week but just cannot get there muscles big enough or stomach ripped enough to be considered in good nick

Greg - "I've been going to the gym 5 days a week for 6 months"

Richard - "Have you?"

Greg - "yea think its working"

Richard - "em... i suppose your in average nick"

by Noblet December 12, 2012

Average Nebraskan

As defined by Reddit, it's the act of finger banging someone while driving down the highway, or being finger banged while driving.

Matt: "Hey did you hear about Micah and Tessa?"
Jimmy: "No, what happened?"
Matt: "Tessa got her first average Nebraskan from Micah last night!"
Jimmy: "Don't you have to be driving on the highway to do that?"
Matt: "Hell yeah!"

by SeriouslyImNot_GodChillOut November 21, 2022

Average Virgin

Average Virgin means people who abuse their Snapchat stories with (nobody cares) Fortnite or PUBG wins

Virgin: yo I just won a game of Fortnite!

Me: I don't car.. Average

Virgin: HELL YEAH!!!, I hope snapchat likes my win.

Snapchat: we don't care, get A LIFE average virgin

by Zicardo May 31, 2018

Average Paradox

The paradox of the average not knowing that they're average, meaning that if someone knows that they're average, it makes them not average.

John: Man, I'm so smart; I'm aware that I'm average
Paul: Well, if you know you're average then you're not average. Look up the average paradox.

by Java-man50050 October 21, 2020

Average Pooch

A bush creature from a massive forest. In the tale of Gunt Midic and the five fuccing ugly pooches, she is the one that gets kidnapped and molested by the woodcutter, after which she is never seen again.

Laverne: Hey, have you seen my dog? She ran off into the woods and I can't find her.
Shirley: She probably got Average Pooched by a woodcutter.

Laverne: Yeah, you're probably right. Oh well.

by the_fake_Henderson_G June 5, 2020

Average Nebraskan

The act of being finger-blasted while driving a car

"Hey look, the chick in the car next to us is getting an Average Nebraskan!"

"My buddy's a semi driver, he sees so many Average Nebraskans"

by Fire Lord Ozai November 21, 2022