Anal Assistant

A person who generally assists in helping someone in the act of putting some sort of hard object into the ass of someone else.

"So Chris do you have a job." "Yes i am an Anal Assistant"

by Zmashy August 29, 2009

Aim Assist

A way to help controller players aim. Aim Assist is extremely controversial. Pc players think it is overpowered and it turns out it barely works at all. Controller players say it doesn’t exist.

Pc player. “Controller player Controller player, he has aim assist”
Everyone else “ what aim assist”
Controller player (turns aim assist off) ends up being absolute garbage
Pc player “ proof proof”

by King Koconino April 5, 2020

Indiana Assist

n. A horribly lewd sexual maneuver that involves an extremely intoxicated female being penetrated from behind and through continuously thrusting motions that are quite rough, hard, and aggressive from the male the intoxicated partner is eventually want to vomit. At that time the male moves a nearby trash can to underneath the womans face so that she can vomit freely without interrupting the intercourse.

"Hey don't move that trash can!! I have that there for later... I'm probably going to end up doin' an Indiana assist on Jessica.. She already looks kinda sick.."

by Ci-Roc November 4, 2006

assisted suicide

When you have your balls played with by another person while you jack off

(her) "I dont want to have sex" (him) "Well how about a little assisted suicide?"

by Travlin September 20, 2010

Stoner's Assist

A stoner's assist is when you're too high to smoke another bowl, and your bro helps you out by lighting it for you.

Bro, I'm too high to hit this.

Stoner's assist, bro. I got you.

by Duckyruzic February 17, 2012

ESO Assistant

Like the best ever Discord bot for ESO!

Elder Scrolls Online Assistant. For real Trial Guilds!
discordapp.com/api/oauth2/authorize?client_id=411786681935724546&permissions=1610086647&scope=bot

I used ESO Assistant to help me get gud at ESO!

by Magical Society May 19, 2018

Assisted Five

When a person is offered a high five and refuses to give it and a fellow person grabs said person's hand and gives the man offering a high five a high five.

High five?

Naw.

(man walks by and sees the struggle and grabs the man's hand and gives the high five )

Assisted Five! I'll take it

by CaseDog January 20, 2010