asshat

1.the paper ring, usually pulled from behind the toilet, in public restrooms, to situate yer ass on as u drop the deuce.

2.a person who has their head up their ass so it appears to be a hat and/or helmet. also see ass helmet.

1.i had to drop a deuce so bad i forgot to put on the asshat and got herpes on my ass from the toilet seat.

2.george bush is such an asshat.

by bild January 23, 2007

Asshat

A humorous derogetary term often used amongst friends meaning a hat worn on the ass (arse, bum, bottom etc)

pass me the remote you asshat

by maxnewt January 23, 2007

asshat

The term "asshat" has its origins on the forum for cruel.com. It can refer to a person who posts a topic that had already been posted before, or to the duplicate topic itself, or to the act of posting a duplicate topic.

If a cruel.com poster noticed the duplicate subject they would typically add a brief message to the thread containing the term asshat.

1. Nice asshat! (referring to the act of duplicate topic posting)
2. This is an asshat. (referring to the duplicate topic post)
3. You, sir, are an asshat. (referring to the poster of the duplicate topic)

by Argfavish McNoodler April 26, 2008

Asshat

Someone who acts as if they have an ass for a hat.

Todd was being such an asshat today.

by TheForrestExperience February 21, 2015

asshat

The Paltalk user 123creationist

123creationist is a total word salad munching asshat

by dictionarydefined May 18, 2014

Asshat

A Asshat is a person, who often do something stupid, and whenever they do the stupid thing, you call them a asshat. You may, or may not like the person, like a friend, or hate like an enemy

Person 1: 4 times 4 is is 24, right?
Person 2: No it's not, you asshat, its 16
Person 1: Oh yeah, you're right, I am an asshat

by NotAWitchFromSalem December 17, 2014

asshat

stupid customer, idiotic customer, no common sense customer and most of all the worst fuckin customer in the world

customers are fuckin asshats

by annakendrick302 June 7, 2020