Call me Asparagus

Words spoken by DJ Khalid to mean that you're specifically hungry for asparagus that day

DJ Khalid: Call me asparagus
You: All alright let me get some asparagus for you.

by FunniManHeHeHeHa September 27, 2023

Asparopee

Urine (pee) that has a funny smell to it because you recently ate asparagus.

Alright who didn't flush? It reeks of asparopee in there!

by wingaling March 24, 2009

asparapee

The odorous urine produced by eating asparagus.

"I totally forgot what I had for dinner until I caught a whiff of my asparapee later!"

by Birbo May 12, 2009

Aspara-Piss

The horrid smelling urine that comes after eating mass amounts of aspargus. The scent is usually strong enough to kill an elephant. If enough asparagus has been ingested, the aspara-piss may in fact be green.

Dude, I thought that party was going great. Why did everyone dip so early??

Miguel had a bad case of aspara-piss. We couldnt contain it to the bathroom. Nobody wanted to be in that gas chamber of a house anymore.

by GingerFarts13 June 19, 2011

aspartine

According to System Of A Down, something that kills that may or may not be related to cherry pie.

from System Of A Down's Sugar Video: ASPARTINE KILLS!!

by playa2 October 3, 2006

asparagus

slang for the "man root"... delicious with melted butter (not too hot...at least not the butter)

Some asparagus is always in season...

by stimme May 23, 2006

Aspartame Daddy

A sugar daddy that happens to also be a type-1 diabetic.

I can't be yo sugar daddy because high blood sugar sucks! I'm yo Aspartame Daddy.

by MathBoy86 March 30, 2023