Forced ascot

When you fuck the space between someone's neck and chin without asking. Monocle optional.

Dear Sir, when you did a forced ascot on me, I did not appreciate getting cum in my eye. Signed, your former lady friend.

by bigblackwave July 9, 2010

go ascotting

You had a rough week and you want to grab your boys and 'tie one on'

"Hey buddy I've had a shitty week and looking to go ascotting, you game?"

by myboyblue! May 13, 2016

Asmodeus Worship

A religion that worships the supernarural being Asmodeus who is all good and is a god of sex and who all good things come from.The form of worship is similar to satanism and is very similar to satanism.Asmodeus worshipers have regular orgies as a form of worship.

He is into Asmodeus worship.

by The Fury 13 November 17, 2010

ascot flu

Flu Like Symtoms That Come From Putting Too Much Ketamine Up Your Nose Resulting A Blocked Nose And Sneezing.

' Last Night Was Heavy I Think Im Coming Down With A Bit Of Ascot Flu'

by sessiontime May 7, 2008

Assmotherfuckqueer

Made up from typos such as "assmotherfuckeer", with more emphasis on the gay aspect of the word. Basically, you're calling someone both gay AND a motherfucker (in the bad sense of the word, obviously) at the same time.

Guy#1: "Dude, I fell over this cock yesterday. Nearly broke my face. :o"
Guy#2: "Like your mum last night! ;D"
Guy#1: "I meant a ROOSTER, you assmotherfuckqueer! >:("

by ICQannon June 30, 2011

amotivational

Having no motivation to do anything; like asexual except with motivation

Person 1: I feel like I can't do anything at all without getting bored.

Person 2: You might be amotivational.

by astudyofshipping June 6, 2015

Asothy

Asothy will mostly be a Latino short friend that you will have and he can act gay sometimes such as twisting your nipples or grabbing them but he says no homo so it’s a good other times he can be funny and kind of a show off when he’s with you guys such as friends he will mostly not talk with other people but when he is around you guys like friends he will talk and as I said act gay sometimes but he is a good friend to have.

Asothy is pretty chill guy when he is around you guys but he kinda acts gay

by Asothy December 18, 2018