That's it. Me. And not metaphorically or poetically or theoretically or any other kind of fancy way. Me. Straight up.
Hym "If you want to prosecute somebody, put the person that locked me in a black box away but I already told you. You tried to get the better of the greatest mind who ever lived and now you're confused? How does that work? You are the one who thought you were better than ME! Now look at you."
by Hym Iam July 11, 2025
Person: Hey, I impregnated 43 men and I haven’t told anyone but you…can you keep a secret for me please?🩷
Other person: okay❤️
Other person: okay❤️
by Zorosbreast February 08, 2024
the overused name people use in Among Us whenever they're voted out just for the game to say these two messages when they are voted out
Not an Impostor:
told you i was not an impostor
Impostor:
told you i was an impostor
Not an Impostor:
told you i was not an impostor
Impostor:
told you i was an impostor
guy 1: i set name as told you i
guy 1 gets voted out*
game: told you i was not an impostor
guy 2: b r u h
guy 1 gets voted out*
game: told you i was not an impostor
guy 2: b r u h
by PalkiaTurned8-bit January 21, 2021
Stroked It Slowed And Then Told Her Best Believe
Stroked It Slowed And Then Told Her Best Believe
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 21, 2025
A way of saying "You know I'm right" when someone gets angry at you for speaking the truth. According to scripture, the Pharisees were a group of Jewish elders in Judea (the name of Israel under Roman occupation) who took every chance they could get to catch Jesus and his disciples lacking.
Virgin Woke Urbanist: Amtrak is bad! travel cross-country by air! Or on a Greyhound bus!
Chad Nerd: Actually, there's nothing wrong with Amtrak, and aside from Greyhound, they were picking up the slack during the recent airline meltdowns.
VWU: NO! SHUT UP! THAT'S NOT TRUE!
CN: The Pharisees hated Jesus because he told them the truth.
Chad Nerd: Actually, there's nothing wrong with Amtrak, and aside from Greyhound, they were picking up the slack during the recent airline meltdowns.
VWU: NO! SHUT UP! THAT'S NOT TRUE!
CN: The Pharisees hated Jesus because he told them the truth.
by Stupidly Sophisticated January 15, 2023
I Storked It Slow THen TOld HEr Best Believe
I Storked It Slow THen TOld HEr Best Believe
by MajorLeague1989Inspiration April 25, 2025
Another word for cocaine
I've been railing lines of do as you're told all night and I'm fucked
Shall we get a couple grams of do as you're told?
Shall we get a couple grams of do as you're told?
by Boiled Over April 02, 2022