Skip to main content

plane-arita

Plane-arita, a portmanteau of plane and margarita.

A margarita that you drink on a plane.
(phone vibrates)
Wolf: “Oh, no. No, no, no.”
Judy: “Oh, no. What?”
Wolf: “There's a new post to Mom's blog. Oh, God. Mom's on a flight. And she's already three plane-aritas deep.”
Beef: “Do you feel that, children? The way the wind has stilled in the pines, and the caribou no longer utters its lonely howl? She is set upon us.”
plane-arita by natalie portmanteaux September 23, 2024
Related Words
aroita ARPITA Armita ardita Armitage Argita Arita adoita arnita Arpitasingh

Zak Perry-Armitage 

Zak Perry-Armitage is a retard who had a meltdown because some kids wouldn’t let him look at them or grope them naked.
Zak Perry-Armitage is a retarded nonce.

praying to the church of armitage 

Spending a long time either passed out on or vomiting into a toilet.
Hey you were gone a while, you ok?
Yeah, was just praying to the church of Armitage