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armpit toupee

a wig worn under the armpit generally used by kids to appear more masculine or mature, generally to impress the ladies
Billy thinks he's so cool, but you can spot that crappy armpit toupee from a mile away.
by K Mart May 4, 2008
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armpit cleavage

The result of wearing a tight shirt or dress that causes the fleshy area between the breast and the armpit to be pushed up and spill over the garment
She should not be wearing that tube top it gives her massive amounts of armpit cleavage
by .m. April 29, 2006
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armtit

a breast that sags and hides in a woman's armpit when she is laying horozontal.
I thought she had nice tits until she took off her bra and layed down. Armtits, dude.
by 9Boomer July 30, 2006
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Armpit Sucker

Somebody who, over regular methods of rehydration, would prefer to gently suck the hairs from beneath the arm, leading to a smelly, but refreshing, drink!
by Billy No Legs April 9, 2003
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Armpits

The sexiest part of man, only if unshaven. Better sweater and stinkier to smell, lick and jack to.
I love men's armpits.
by GFFGAF November 9, 2007
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armpit

Damn, that woman got one hairy armpit!
by meowmix February 1, 2004
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armpit

Bobby held Susies arms up while Dan tickled her arpits.
by jackie March 12, 2005
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