Arachnophobia

Arachnophobia , is something absolute pussies make up so when they get scared of something more than a thousandth smaller than them they don't look stupid.

Ben: Oh look, there's a spider.
Dick: Oh no! Get the little twat away, I've got arachnophobia!!!!
Ben: Idiot.

(Ben picks up spider and puts it on Dick)

by lololwords12 April 22, 2014

arachnoswinger

n. Person who spends time with multiple spiders.

Man, that Maryjane is such an arachnoswinger!

by DudeFromNowhere October 23, 2006

arachinutellophobia

Definition: a fear of nutella sticking to the roof of one's mouth

Eating nutella is challenging for people with arachinutellophobia

by hermeone July 8, 2012

David Archuleta

Runner up in American Idol season 7. His fanbase is exclusively made up of teenagers. Although he can only sing ballads he made it to the top while so many others with a lot more talent than him were thrown out. Archuletard's altime favorite word is "gosh" the second being "thankyou." He usually combines them when speaking to Paula Abdul after she says she's going to murder him and hang his head in her car.

-Paula Abdul: I want ti squish you, squish your head off and dangle you from my rearview mirror.
-David Archuleta: Thankyou gosh! (laughs stupidly)

by LilyBlack May 25, 2008

arachnion

cool guy that doesn't get appreciated though.
Will laugh at a certain person's puny little ass when he is succesfull and certain person is not.



Btw, ozzy is the prince of darkness... you can refer to me as 'the Almighty aRAchNiON the Dark'

aRAchNiON: "hahahahahahaha"
Certain person: *cries*

by definetly _not_ aRAchNiON June 19, 2004

Arachnophiliac

one who has sex with eight legged freaks

by Anonymous June 22, 2003

david archuleta

Lucky kid who girls seem to think is the greatest just because he looks like a penguin-monkey, is shy and because he can sing ballad after ballad endlessly until death warms over. He is also an object of both pure hatred and mindless love (ugh).

Why the fuck is David Archuleta liked so much? Am I even alive? What is the purpose of life? Can I die now?

by JobesJeebs May 27, 2008