Some tool that works at mcdonalds and messes up your order, even though you asked them if they got it right.
Tom: I'll have a filet of fish please.
Mc-artard: Okay i got that.
Tom: A Filet of fish right?
Mc-artard: Yep, please drive up to next window.
(At home or in driveway)
Tom: What the hell? I got a Double Cheeseburger! D:<
Mc-artard: Okay i got that.
Tom: A Filet of fish right?
Mc-artard: Yep, please drive up to next window.
(At home or in driveway)
Tom: What the hell? I got a Double Cheeseburger! D:<
by Ronald Mc-Donald June 1, 2009
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The act of calling dibs on something you have little to no right calling dibs on.
(This is a reference to Season 2 of the 2014 TV series The Musketeers.)
(This is a reference to Season 2 of the 2014 TV series The Musketeers.)
"Even though i didn't chip in, and already ate more then everyone else, I call D'Artagnan dibs on the last slice of pizza."
by KnightOfCerberus May 24, 2016
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Guy #1: Dude did you see what happened to Mike
Guy #2: Yea he pissed off D'Artangneon and no one has seen him
D'Artangneon: He should've kept his mouth closed.
Guy #2: Yea he pissed off D'Artangneon and no one has seen him
D'Artangneon: He should've kept his mouth closed.
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by Don Jose December 12, 2008
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"Where the fuck have you been living... Under a rock, you fucking artard?? How can you not know what a Cleveland Steamer is?
by Phlegmlord April 24, 2016
Get the artard mug.Dennis, the night manager at the Dough Bowl in New Orleans. His managerial skills include threatening to be a hardass, getting in the way, and telling bad stories that involve his fat ass taking a shit while eating peanut butter. He had to trade in his trailer for a doublewide when he got married just so his elephantine wife could get through the door. But, ya know, at least he spends lots of time with his two kids, who aren't really his, WHEN HE'S NOT TELLING THEM TO GO AWAY AND LET HIM CONCENTRATE ON HIS FUCKIN HALO! First person to come to the dough bowl and get rid of my horrible boss eats free for the rest of the year.
Dammit, artard, mop the floor!
by disgruntled cook December 7, 2004
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