half houser

When the head of an uncircumcised penis begins to peek out from behind its veil of foreskin.

Judy: WHOA WHAT IS THAT NOISE?
Paul: It is my half houser, throbbing halfway beneath its mighty shield of foreskin and the penetrable area of thou vagin.

by Clitty Clout June 14, 2013

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Forever and a Half

A phrase meaning a very long time.

Jay: "Kay, hurry up!!! I have to pee!!!"
Kay: "Okay, okay, okay!!! I'm done!!!"
Jay: "Man, you took, like, forever and a half!!! What were you doing in there???!!!

by C-C-Caitlin March 29, 2008

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half-car

The vehicle driven by the Porky Scotcher. It is a white van with a very peculiar arrangement of windows. It is known as a half-car because it has too many windows to be considered a van and not enough to be considered a car.

Monk: That's a weird vehicle. Neither van nor car but somewhere in between.

Dad: Yes Monk, the technical name is 'half-car'. Its a vehicle especially for fat security guards who think they're too important to drive vans.

by by kenny spoffo-grumpbeetle August 01, 2009

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half a ticket

A 'ticket' is slang for 1 million dollars. Thus, half a ticket would be worth $500,000. Pretty pricey.

She in da murda biness, got half a ticket on her wriss

by Willnatl May 22, 2014

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half-loving

To not fully/really love someone essentially leading them on or making them believe you love them in a relationship usually, these relationships don't end up working, and one of the parties end up hurting and looking this up on urban dictionary.

John: Yeah, she was half-loving him, and he was too blinded to see it. Now she left him, and he's alone.
Jack: Damn, these hoes aren't loyal.

by Cryb0 March 17, 2021

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