A guy who shaves his hair into the slickest mullet in town and gets all the women(Always the dominant male)
by McLovin’s Nuts April 21, 2020
Get the Alpha Malemug. A self styled title for a man, intended to mean that he is a strong, confident male in a leadership position who intimidates lesser males and also believes this title will make women find him attractive. In actuality the opposite is usually true: he is generally a cripplingly insecure man-child, often an incel, who wants respect he hasn't earned and doesn't deserve.
by _zurfph November 18, 2023
Get the Alpha Malemug. Me: Marcus Is the biggest alpha male in The Click Crew!
IDK: who's marcus..? and ETHAN DOLAN IS THE PIGGEST ALPHA OF THE SISTER SQUAD!
Me: stfu.
IDK: who's marcus..? and ETHAN DOLAN IS THE PIGGEST ALPHA OF THE SISTER SQUAD!
Me: stfu.
by chay cray ms posato 666 February 16, 2019
Get the Alpha Malemug. (n) a stupid slutty bitch dude with muscles bigger than brains, who thinks he is the dominant sex but indeed is not.
Alpha Male: Chad thinks he's an Alpha Male but I call the shots because I am the one who chooses who I reproduce with.
by DominatrixLady March 12, 2025
Get the Alpha Malemug. Someone who really knows how to get the ladies. They can solve rubix cubes very fast and they slay pussy.
by LukeNelson69 January 3, 2020
Get the Alpha Malemug. 