albanian glory hole

A hole found on every street with an alpacas asshole on the other side. Used for a "good time" in albania

Dang Alban you destroyed that Albanian glory hole

by Meatballsub4 April 8, 2017

ancient albanian sign language

the world's most beautiful and romantic language, it makes you 10 times attractive to every woman and man on the planet.

-why is everyone attracted to you?
-because i speak ancient albanian sign language fluently

by i have no handle July 13, 2022

Albanian steering wheel

When three men dutch rudder each other simultaneously.

Yo, I accidentally walked in the house and saw my roommates in the middle of an Albanian steering wheel!

by Thurgard August 23, 2017

Albanian Dough-ball Dunk

The sexual act in which a man puts his testicles into his partners rectum. His partner then proceeds to defecate over his scrotum at which point, the male removes his testicles and Teabag(s) his partner.

"She wanted to do something dirty last night, so i gave her an Albanian Dough-ball Dunk" Said Rasheed.

by Kirito Kirigaya December 18, 2014

Albanian truck stop

The Albanian Truck stop is the action of shoving an exhaust pipe from a Mercedes NG85 up one’s anus and expelling the fumes out one’s mouth. Can be used for sexual pleasure or to torture people who have not paid their debts.

Agim lost the money he owed the Albanian mafia so they gave him an Albanian truck stop so he would learn his lesson

by anonymous August 13, 2024

Albanian Water Bottle

The act of going into a porta-potty and scooping the creamy blue shit soup with a water bottle and drinking it.

I had to take a shit but got distracted and pulled an Albanian Water Bottle in that bitch.

by That Bitch Carol Baskins January 31, 2023

Albanian Toilet

When you shove someone you really dislike onto the floor, then proceed to excrete feces into their mouth and urinate up their nasal cavity.

Hey bro I ran into my highschool bully the other day so I gave him the Albanian Toilet.

by Jaxxkxx June 10, 2020